{"id":3646,"date":"2025-02-18T21:16:39","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T21:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/?p=3646"},"modified":"2025-02-18T21:22:27","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T21:22:27","slug":"fail-1-chocolate-dream-dessert-pastry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/?p=3646","title":{"rendered":"Fail #1: Chocolate Dream Dessert Pastry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When I started this project, I knew that there would  be some (likely many) fails. Never in a million years, however, did I think that this would be one of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A little backstory about this recipe. As I moved into adulthood, my mom still made a big deal about birthdays. Specifically my birthday (and later once we got married Danny&#8217;s birthday ).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cWhat do you want for your birthday,\u201d<\/em> she would ask me. I would always reply that I didn\u2019t need anything but if she insisted on doing something (she always did) that I would like for her to make this dessert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A lot of her recipes are intimidating. This is not one of them. So, when we got invited to a Super Bowl party, I enthusiastically said, \u201cI will bring a dessert from my mom\u2019s files so that I can blog about it!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And that, is how I found myself in the kitchen on the morning of Super Bowl Sunday. The trickiest part of this recipe <strong>*should*<\/strong> be the 1<sup>st<\/sup> layer which is the base that requires mixing flour\/chopped pecans\/margarine together and baking it to form the crust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That part went fine. Well, except for the fact that I used a food processor that was too small and it turned into more of a paste than a crust. Nevertheless, Layer #1 tasted fine (and was to be covered in three other layers so it didn\u2019t really matter what it looked like).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Layer #2 involved mixing cream cheese\/powdered sugar and cool whip. No problems here either. All was still well in the kitchen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2248-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3648\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2248-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2248-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2248-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2248-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2248-750x563.jpeg 750w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2248-500x375.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2248.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>(Layers 1 and 2 all ready to go).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It all went wrong on Layer #3, which is literally just mixing instant pudding with milk and whipping it together. I am still not entirely sure where it went sideways. The recipe I was working from said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>1 small pkg. instant vanilla pudding<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>1 small pkg. instant chocolate pudding<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>3 cups cold milk<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Whip pudding mixes and milk together and spread over second layer.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>The recipe doesn\u2019t specifically state <em>how small <\/em>of a pkg, so, my assumption is that I got the wrong size puddings and when mixed with the 3 cups of cold milk the ratio got thrown off. Basically, I just made a huge mess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2249-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3649\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2249-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2249-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2249-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2249-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2249-750x563.jpeg 750w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2249-500x375.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2249.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It was when I noticed the pudding mix dripping down my dishwasher that I declared defeat. I texted my friends hosting the Super Bowl party with the below photo and a note that said, \u201ctime of death 1pm.\u201d Thankfully, I thought to buy pretzel bites\/pimento cheese dip\/chips and salsa from a local proprietor on Saturday afternoon (in case the dessert went awry) so I didn\u2019t show up to the party empty handed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1002\" src=\"https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2247-1024x1002.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2247-1024x1002.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2247-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2247-768x752.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2247-750x734.jpeg 750w, https:\/\/cookingwithmydeadmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/IMG_2247.jpeg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>(Official time of death 1:00pm on February 9, 2025.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will likely try this one again (perhaps my birthday would be a good time for a do-over) and am going to hold off on posting the full recipe until I get it right. I imagine that somewhere in the after life my mom had a nice chuckle about this one. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I started this project, I knew that there would be some (likely many) fails. Never in a million years, however, did I think that this would be one of them. A little backstory about this recipe. As I moved into adulthood, my mom still made a big deal about birthdays. 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